What dogs are always lying to you?
Bulldogs.
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
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