What dogs are always lying to you?
Bulldogs.
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why was the bunny upset?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
Why was the pirate late for work?
How does a squid go into battle?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What animal loves Indian food?
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