What dogs are always lying to you?
Bulldogs.
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
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