What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Why was the math book sad?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

What makes a glow worm glow?