What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

What car always breaks the rules?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?