What day do hands always go to church?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What's the most masculine animal?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What do fish use for glasses?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?