Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

Do you have the best ceiling?