What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

What do you call a sad latte?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

Why do mice need oiling?