What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Trunk or treat.
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
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