Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

Where does laundry go to college?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?