Where does cheese invest its money?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Who is a house's favorite band?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

What goes up when the rain comes down?