Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Why are the mountains so tired?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

Why are frogs always happy?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

Who are crows' favorite family members?