What do you call a pig's sore eye?
A pig-stye.
Which dog belongs in a band?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
How do you measure a millennial?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why did Harry Potter⢠suddenly go bald in his teens?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why was the mime upset?
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