What do you call a pig's sore eye?
A pig-stye.
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What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Where are average things manufactured?
Which family member is always relieved?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
How do you arrest a pig?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
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