How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?