What do you call a pig's sore eye?
A pig-stye.
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why did the echo get detention?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What school subject really rocks?
Why are winter days great?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
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