What do you call a pig's sore eye?
A pig-stye.
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Which famous author is also a ruler?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
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Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What did the bread do on vacation?
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