What kind of pants do fish wear?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

How are mountains able to see?

What are the strongest days of the week?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

It's allergy season again?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

What do you call a tired tree?