What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What British bugs are the best singers?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

Why is summer always sad?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?

What does a panda ghost say?