What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What bird is always sad?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

Which is the worst season?

How does a barber get to work?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What did one plate say to the other?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

Where does cheese invest its money?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?