What animal makes the best lunches?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What fairy loves to count?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?