Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What animal makes the best lunches?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Why did the elk have great hair?

Why is money so stubborn?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What do you call two birds in love?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?