What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What dogs are always lying to you?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?