What's the holiest insect?
A praying mantis.
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why is summer always sad?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Which animals make the best football players?
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