What's the holiest insect?
A praying mantis.
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What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Which animals make the best football players?
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