What is the smallest lion?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

Which animal will never go bald?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

How are teens like cats?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.