Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What do you call hiking college students?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?