Why are cause and effect so close?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What's the saddest part of the week?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

Which baseball player do fish root for?