Families are like fudge.
Mostly sweet with a few nuts.
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Which of the Lost Boys⢠is the best cook?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why can't Cinderella⢠play soccer?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
When does a horse talk?
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