Why is spring the oddest season?
It marches to the beat of its own drum.
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Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What time is your dentist appointment?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
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