Why is spring the oddest season?
It marches to the beat of its own drum.
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
When do astronauts eat?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
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