Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

How can you farm during the winter?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.