Where do birds go on summer vacation?

How do fall and winter say hello?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What's the friendliest pen?