What is a tree's least favorite month?
Sep-timber.
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What sports are both plant-based?
Why do cows go to New York?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
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