What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

What is a cow's dream job?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

Which plant has the best roar?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

How do dog catchers get paid?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"