Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

What does a lion call an antelope?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What is an archer's favorite store?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

How was the wedding?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What building always gets stains on it?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?