Why was the dog overweight?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

What do golfers drink on the green?

What building always gets stains on it?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why are the mountains so tired?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?