Why did the heels and the boots get along?
They were both old soles!
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Which former US President was always cold?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
How can you farm during the winter?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What event do spiders love to attend?
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