I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Why was the horse so happy?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Where do airplanes go shopping?