Why did the heels and the boots get along?
They were both old soles!
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What building always gets stains on it?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
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