Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Why are frogs always happy?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

How much money does a skunk have?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?