What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Squint Eastwood.
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Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What's black and white and red all over?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why did the cat start laughing?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
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