What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Squint Eastwood.
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What is sand's favorite movie?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why did the foal cough?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What shape has a knighthood?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
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