What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Squint Eastwood.
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What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Where would you put an injured insect?
I'm not a bad putter.
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What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What are baby potatoes called?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
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