What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
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Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
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Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
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