If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Missiletoe.
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What famous scientist will try anything?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
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