Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

Why is winter considered holy?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?