Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

What building always gets stains on it?

What is the tallest building in the world?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?