What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

What does the sun drink out of?

What are rental cars called in Spain?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

How do bunnies stay fit?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?