Which famous author is also a ruler?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

What's black and white and red all over?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

My friend David had his ID stolen.