What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What do sprinters eat before a race?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

Why do some people love eating snails?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

What is sand's favorite movie?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?