Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Why did the frog have a long face?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

How do you compliment a cat?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?