Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
A boneyard.
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
How does the sun listen to music?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
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