Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
A boneyard.
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Which state has the best streets?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
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