Why did the whale cross the road?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

Which state has the best streets?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?