What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?