What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
A moo-sician.
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
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