What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
A moo-sician.
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How do you make a bandstand?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What animal knows kung fu?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
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