What's a cow's favorite music note?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What siblings are always sad?

Which computer won the talent show?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What do you call a pig thief?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

What food is a man's best friend?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What did the wolf say to the flea?