What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
A moo-sician.
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
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