What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
A moo-sician.
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
How does the sun listen to music?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
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