What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Thunder and Lightning.
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Bears love exotic cars.
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why are cars magic?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
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