What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What do trees keep as a pet?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What stories are told by basketball players?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?