What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What car always breaks the rules?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

How do you compliment a cat?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?