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Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

How does a taco bless the table?

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What kind of bow can't be tied?

What do you call bees that are best friends?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

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What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?