What animal has the worst mood swings?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

How do trees get access to the internet?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?