What did the bee say to the flower?

How do chickens leave the highway?

Where do kittens go to school?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What vehicle works the hardest?

What words make the best athletes?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What do you call a vacation at home?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?