What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why is the number 4 so smart?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?