Why did the twins join the Air Force?
To become a pair a troopers.
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Which state has the best streets?
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