Why did the twins join the Air Force?
To become a pair a troopers.
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What country has the most fish?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
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