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How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

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Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

What food is a man's best friend?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What do you call lending money to a bison?