Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

How do billboards talk?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?