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What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

How do you grill cheese?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

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