What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Snow.
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
How does a squid go into battle?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
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