What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Snow.
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What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
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What school subject really rocks?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
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