What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Snow.
What do cows like to dance to?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
How is cat food sold?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What's a decade's favorite sport?
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