What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Why was the math book sad?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What's the ocean's favorite song?