What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What animal knows kung fu?