Why did the barber win the race?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What do trees keep as a pet?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?