Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why is a doctor always calm?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

How do you get straight A's?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

Who granted the fish a wish?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?