What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What type of cat loves to go on hikes?

What do math teachers eat?

Who invented fractions?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What's the opposite of irony?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?