How is cat food sold?
Usually purr can.
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Where do hamsters come from?
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