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Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What's the politest month?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What's the loudest Christmas song?