What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why was the horse so happy?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Where do vampires keep their money?

Why are goats so funny?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Why was the math book sad in winter?