Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Angelfish.
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
How do amoebas make calls?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
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