Where was Noah born?

What is blue and not heavy?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?