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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

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Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

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