What sport is full of interior designers?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

Where do tough ducks come from?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

What do cows say when you milk them?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?