Why does chewing gum never go bad?

Can February March?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

How do hurricanes see?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Why was the dog overweight?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?