What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why are books always so angry?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

How did the toad die?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

What makes music in your hair?

What do cows like to dance to?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What's the biggest moth in the world?