Why do cows always skip gym class?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

When do astronauts eat?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What's the biggest moth in the world?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?