What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Well, I chemis-tried.
Where does laundry go to college?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!