Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Where does laundry go to college?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

Why did the baby cookie cry?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What's a bat's favorite game?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?