What do elves learn in school?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

Which computer won the talent show?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

Why was the cat so small?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?