What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Shoutout to my grandma!

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

Which tree can't stop crying?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?