Why is tennis such a loud sport?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

What tea do footballers drink?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What do you call a handsome runner?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Which state has the best streets?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?