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Why is tennis such a loud sport?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Where do tough ducks come from?

How do you prevent a summer cold?

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