What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

How do you organize a space party?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?