Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

What do you call octopus twins?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?