What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

How does a barber get to work?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What do ducks have for lunch?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?