Why was the snake coughing so much?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

Where do ships always get stuck?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Did you know about April 1st?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What did the bread do on vacation?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?