What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What does a panda ghost say?

What birds make average students?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

How did the pirate call his mother?