What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
I'm stuffed.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What sports are both plant-based?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
How does dinner smell?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Where do you take sick ponies?
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