What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
I'm stuffed.
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What do you call a sad latte?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
How does a barber get to work?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
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