What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
I'm stuffed.
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What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
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