What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

How do you know bees have allergies?