What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
I'm stuffed.
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What's the most determined bird?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
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