What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What is the wealthiest fish?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?