What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What utensil does water use to eat?
How do hurricanes see?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
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