How do trees get access to the internet?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

What's a cat's favorite color?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Which fly makes films?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What kind of water do fireworks like?