What's the difference between weather and climate?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Where is the coldest place to work?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

What do naked fish play with?