What is a tree's least favorite month?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

I like telling Dad jokes.

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

Where do cows go for lunch?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?