What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why do cows go to New York?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What time of day was Adam created?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
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