Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

What did the beaver say to the tree?