Why did the tree go to the dentist?
To get a root canal.
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
How do you organize a space party?
What words make the best athletes?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
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