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Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

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Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?

What do cows say when you milk them?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Why is a computer so smart?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

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How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?