Why did the tree go to the dentist?
To get a root canal.
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
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