Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
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How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
How do you make antifreeze?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
How do fleas travel?
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