Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why was the bee sad?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why is heaven always so tidy?
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