What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

What bird is always sad?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What shape is bad at driving?

What do trees keep as a pet?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?