What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?