What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

Why are all priests fit?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?