What do you call a snowman in the summer?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Which elf is the best singer?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

How does the sun listen to music?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

How much money does a skunk have?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Who granted the fish a wish?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?