What kind of story do trees love to tell?

What do you call an old snowman?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

What is a cow's dream job?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?