Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
They only have one tail!
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What fish only swims at night?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
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