Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
They only have one tail!
What is the definition of Robin?
What do fish use for glasses?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
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