Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
They only have one tail!
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
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