Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
They only have one tail!
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What do nosey peppers do?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Which tree can't stop crying?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
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