Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
They only have one tail!
Why do dogs run in circles?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What tree has the most bark?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
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