Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

How do you get straight A's?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

Where do superheroes blend right in?