How do automobiles fly?
By car-go plane.
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
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