How do automobiles fly?
By car-go plane.
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
How does a taco bless the table?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
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