What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Where do ships always get stuck?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What do you call a sad latte?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What do Scottish toads play?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?