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Because they like being amoosed.
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Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
How much money does a skunk have?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
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What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
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Why do legumes gossip so much?
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