What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
A beer-a-cuda.
Why did the duck cross the road?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
How are teens like cats?
How does the sun listen to music?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
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