What do you say if you meet a toad?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What superpower do all middle children have?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?