Why do vampires always look sick?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

Why is sand so optimistic?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

How does a taco bless the table?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

How long will dinner be?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

Why do rhinos charge?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?