What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

What is a table you can eat?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?