What should a lawyer always wear to court?
A good lawsuit.
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why do elephants have trunks?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
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