Why do trees try new things so often?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?