What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Where do mice leave their boats?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?