Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What do bees say in the summer?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Which former US President was always cold?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

What day do hands always go to church?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?