What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
It grows a moostache.
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
How are mountains able to see?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why can't Cinderella⢠play soccer?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
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