What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
It grows a moostache.
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
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