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It grows a moostache.
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What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
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