Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What do fairies always drink?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

How do trees get access to the internet?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?