What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
It grows a moostache.
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
How do you grill cheese?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
We had a discussion about roses.
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
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