What's the scariest letter?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

What do you give an angry rhino?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

How can you make 7 even?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?