Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What is the color of the wind?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?