How do you make antifreeze?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

Why are frogs always so happy?